The Teeth of Biden (Make Sure The Kids Hear Words)

The Biden Train kept a-rollin', all night long. As DNC frontrunner (cough) Sen. Joe Biden was defending the rank-ass "legacy" of his ex-boss and forgetting what he was saying halfway through his answers on the "debate" stage this week, the featured body part malfunction was the Senator's dentures, which slipped out on the air at the worst possible moment — which is to say, pretty much every moment, from all accounts.

The Eye of Biden

At Wednesday night's Democratic Party Climate Debate candidate Joe Biden, while outlining his climate policy and declaring his opposition to a fracking ban, suffered a subconjunctival hemorrhage in his left eye, causing it to fill up with blood. More than a few folks on Twitter considered this a sign, given the former VP's coziness with the fossil fuel industry.

The Eye of Biden the Terrible few could endure. pic.twitter.com/sTI6EM0Ld6

— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) September 5, 2019

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