This week begins WMATA's SafeTrack "surge" of massive, long-overdue repairs and rebuilding on the Metro subway, plagued over the past year or so with a rash of fires, derailings, and other accidents...

This parody is a "truth in labeling" version of the current WMATA subway map poster seen in rail stations and train cars.

16x20 inch medium-res color .jpg image, 1.2mb
18x24 inch medium-res color .jpg image, 895kb