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‘They can still see his headless body stalking through the night
In the muzzle flash of Roland’s Thompson gun’
– Warren Zevon, “Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner,” 1978
This old chestnut from my crazed student daze wasn’t
really historically apropos to this cartoon, but it was stuck in my
head the whole time I was working on it. It was in our Dorm Top Forty in
senior year, when I was drawing in the Yipster Times
and my buds and I were getting ready to pie the Dean. I couldn’t begin
to explain it; the sonofabitch just kinda leaped out of my memory,
cranked to 11.
But, let’s just put those old giggles
aside for now, and take ourselves a zesty, steamy gawk at the front page
of Pravda On The Potomac from last Thursday (as I write this) – or, as I
called it, the “Venezuela Special”. JEEEEzus CHRIST, willya LOOK at that goddamn mess. The main head on the front-page lead piece
on the Donster’s latest yo-ho-ho’ing looks as if they’re in on the
Cheer For Bullying, Piracy And Thievery Without Actually Cheering For
Bullying, Piracy And Thievery Challenge – nothing if not the internal
agonizing and mental pretzel-twisting of my imperialist Liberal
friends’n’fam made publicly visible. They’re actually in favor of
something the Donster is doing, and so they’re just going all splungy.
So, what’s he gonna do with the goddamn tanker, now – open his own
gas-station chain? “TrumpGas”? He’s already started up his own
social-media site and plastered his name all over all kinds of shit, why
not gas stations? “You can trust your car to the man who…”
…but, enough of that; let’s move on to the featured foto on the left, where the true hilarity ensues
– in which The Courageous Venezuelan Opposition Leader* Who Looks Like
The Villainess In A Telenovela And Who Begged Trump To Invade Her
Country And Who Can’t Come Out Of Hiding To Accept Her Cracker Jack
Peace Prize Sends Her Daughter Instead.
*Note that here, as in all cases,
the phrase “opposition leader” in the US press is a stand-in for the
phrase “USAID, NED and multiple-corporate-backed right-wing US stooge”.
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