8.14.2026

Out Of Missiles

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According to this Reuters report from a week or so back, the USA is basically running out of missiles in Iran. Like, actually running the hell out. I can’t pretend I’m not enjoying this.

Meanwhile, this goddamn fat-ass loser still insists that Iran won’t have a nuclear weapon, and that Iran owes reparations to the United States for all sorts of never-proven deaths or other sketchy conspiracies in a typically off-the-hook tweet.

Honestly, this clown could post a tweet threatening to hunt down the Iranian PM and personally cut off the PM’s balls and make him eat them and wrap it with “Thank you for your attention to this matter”.

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8.05.2026

The People Say 'Stop The War', The Democrats Say 'Hold My Beer'

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“…Under conditions of mass popular opposition to the war, which is being used by the Trump administration as a pretext to cut food stamps and other social services, the position of the Democratic Party is not ‘Stop the war’, but ‘Win the war!'”
–Andre Damon reporting at the WSWS, 07.22.2026

Here, Gomer, let a pro show you how we did it in Korea, Cuba, Vietnam, Yugoslavia, Iraq, Afghanistan, Gaza and Ukraine. We’ve been a war party since the Lord was a corporal.

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7.24.2026

Proposed Iran War Memorial Wall

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(Full title: “Proposed Iran War Memorial Wall With Off-Ramp Bouquet”)

There’s something stiffening out there right now, but it sure as hell isn’t Pete’s “resolve”, if you know what I’m sayin’.

Along with this particular concept, I’m thinking of something a bit broader in scope, perhaps with the Wall as the centerpiece of a Donald J. Trump Iran War Memorial Park, with the Wall as a centerpiece overlooking a large Reflecting Pool in the shape of the Strait Of Hormuz and, in the Pool – in the spirit of JFK’s Eternal Flame – an Eternal Algae Bloom in loving memory of the 18 (at the moment) brave troops who laid down their lives for Democracy™ or affordability or some shit.

Then, maybe, on the other side of the Reflecting Pool, a small marble amphitheater with a UFC cage for celebratory matches on Veterans’ Day, Fourth Of July, Memorial Day…?

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