Havana Syndrome

 

Well, at long last revealed: the source of that noise that’s driving the staff of the U.S. Embassy in Havana — and the U.S. State Department — outta their goddamn skulls.

Why, it’s the sound of a successful Socialist state right in our backyard, inventing a fistful of Covid-19 vaccines, being recognized by a major U.S. medical journal, helping to vaccinate the rest of the region, treating healthcare as a public good and beating down the pandemic — all while under continuous blockade, economic warfare waged by the U.S.

No wonder Gropin’ Joe and Skinny Mike Pompeo are screaming “SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOPPPPP!!”

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Vaccines Are For Cucks

I'm just going to leave this here...

"it’s crazy to watch all my California and NYC friends scramble for vaccine appointments meanwhile in Texas I get a text from the local hospital every week begging people to sign up for extra doses they have because everyone here is anti vax and so many vials are going to waste" —abby govindan, @abbygov on Twitter 04.04.2021

 

"We should also open up special graveyards for anti-vaxxers . . . who die because they didn't get vaccinated. Every gravestone 'Thought vaccines were for cucks'." —Trotsky of the 21st Century, @LTrotsky21 on Twitter 04.05.2021

 

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Independence Day

“If we do all this, if we do our part, we do this together, by July Fourth there’s a good chance you, your families and friends will be able to get together in your backyard, or in your neighborhood, and have a cookout and a barbecue and celebrate Independence Day...” —Joe Biden, 03.11.2021

So, that's the big-ass far-reaching goal here, huh? A "good chance" we'll be able to sorta kinda hang out on the Fourth of July. Not that the Fourth Of July has really meant anything at all to me in the past 15, 20 years, but still... that's the big challenge to the nation?

D'ahh, well. Granted, that speech wasn't exactly JFK's "We Choose To Go To The Moon In This Decade" challenge, but sometimes you just have to take what you can get.

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Listen To The Science!

Oh, sweet jeeeeeezus, where do I even start with this? What, are they taking a break from slagging on Maduro? It's almost breathtaking, the way the Post is so obviously, openly mortified that the poor are being vaccinated first in Mexico...

Merry Christmas!

So, after all the thrashing and banging and cheap theater, the next one-time stimulus check will be a whopping-ass means-tested $600. For all the people who are sick and dying of COVID19, who are about to lose their jobs and homes, SIX HUNDRED DAMN DOLLARS. 

Mind you, they practically broke their goddamn necks to approve a $740bn war budget, but for everybody out here sick, dying, unemployed, homeless...? SIX HUNDRED DAMN DOLLARS. 

Luckily, we all have plenty of "understanding" to pay for our rent, groceries, utilities and COVID19 shots.

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