Olympic-Size FAIL

"Current incident estimates published by the company say that 9,120 US barrels (383,040 gallons) or 'approximately half the size of an Olympic-sized swimming pool' of crude oil were released into an impacted area of 2,500 square yards..."

—Sputnik International, 11.01.2019

We are responding to a crude oil release on the Keystone Pipeline System near our facilities near Edinburg, North Dakota. Please visit https://t.co/K2NppMFl0K for the latest updates. pic.twitter.com/l0M3i2oNzz

— TC Energy (@TCEnergy) October 31, 2019

This past week saw the latest — the latest — rupture and spill on TransCanada's Keystone Pipeline, this time to the tune of 383,000 gallons near the town of Edinburg, North Dakota... a big ol' Olympic-sized pool of Fail. Of course, it happened pretty much as predicted by the thousands of people who spoke up, protested, and tried to stop the pipeline from being built, and who are now designated as "terrorists" by the US Government.

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Raving Donkey no.5, New Text Meme Background Art

Hey now, kids — time for a fresh piece of background art for all those text memes featuring deranged inanities queefed out by our favorite media shitlibs and Democratic Party toadies. Here's another one of my "deranged donkeys", ideal for immortalizing those priceless golden turds from Twitter.

Above, you can see a "serving suggestion", with a recent Tweet shat out by none other than Rep. Ilhan Omar, member of every Liberal's favorite girl group, The Squad™.

The NRA just ran an attack ad claiming I was coming for everyone’s guns. They forgot to mention that they came for our democracy -- on behalf of Russia.

It’s time to take down this dangerous organization once and for all. https://t.co/95dphbpZ34

— Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) September 27, 2019

For the text, I recommend the Gotham family — a nice, elegant modern sans serif face, as used in Democratic Party print materials and other "branding".

You can download a blank template in two resolutions:

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The Democrats Have Evolved

So, just to recap all the pants-crapping over Hillary Clinton's smears of Democratic White House Wannabe Tulsi Gabbard:

- Hilldawg crawls out of woods to fling smears alleging sinister Russian influence over Tulsi Gabbard candidacy.
- Defenders rightly speak out against fresh round of baseless McCarthyist smears, citing Rep. Gabbard's service in Iraq: "How dare you smear this glorious hero who defended our nation?"

Got it? Good, then...